Nowadays, resisting peer pressure and trying to join as little as possible any kind of social network is very hard.
You need to be proud of resisting, and display your anarchism on your blog/webpage/whatever.
Yet you’re curious about how the web is made and want to be (kinda) part of it.
That’s why you want anti-@font-faces like those:
Code and fonts here
Some dude over there put online the result of his scans.
The (big) output file is in JSON which is easy to play with. He used his scan to sell his visualization tool but I don’t have time for this hipster-y stuff.
I know the web is being scanned all the time, and some results have already been made public, so what’s just after is no news.
egrep "\"notAfter\": \"(200[0-9]|19)" Nmap-Modbus-IPv4.json | ruby -e "require 'json'; require 'pp' ; STDIN.each_line {|l| JSON.parse(l)['ports'].each {|p| (p['scripts'] || []).each{|s| pp s['ssl-cert']['validity']['notAfter'] if s['ssl-cert']}}}" | sort | head"19031206150859Z"
"19040105065354Z"
"19060322212239Z"
"19060330212826Z"
"19060401212741Z"
"19060409211230Z"
"19060421204958Z"
"19060423210554Z"
"19060424212323Z"
"19060430204429Z"
Haha. Let’s check the winner here :
$ openssl s_client -connect 190.95.241.194:8888 -showcerts
depth=0 C = EC, ST = Napo, L = Papallacta, O = Ecoluz, CN = 190.95.241.194, emailAddress = drenbiedel@gmail.com
verify error:num=18:self signed certificate
Looks like ecuador had internet, and Gmail in 1903 !
Some awesome song from P-kawai :
Queen_-_Megamix_(Japanese_Version).mp3
Here is the transcribed romaji for all your karaoke purposes.
1) [Samayoeru tamashī no tame no kyōshikyoku ]
(Bohemian Rhapsody)
kore ga genjitsu ka
soretomo yume ka
ataman naka doshakuzure
genjitsu nara nigerare nē
kāsan ore, yacchatta
aitsu no atama ni jū o muke
hikigane o hii te uttan da
kāsan mō dame da yo ne
jinsei hajimatta bakkari na noni
kāsan ru rururu
naka nai de hoshii
ashita moshi ore ga kaera naku te mo
dōka dōka iki te itte hoshii
hitoni no otoko no kagebōshi
sukaramūshu dōkeshi odoreyo supein buyō
itten niwakani kakikumorya kaminari gorogoro inazuma pikkapika kowai
kirisutokyōto kirisutokyōto kirisutokyōto kirisutokyōto
kirisutokyōto no riyō shi san anta saikō da!
demo ore wa binbō mote nai otoko
dashi ka ni kare wa binbō kawaisō
korosu na kare o hido sugiru'
so da ? so da ? minogashi te kure
nan man dabu
akan minogase ma hen
minogashi te yare
minogase ma hen
minogashi te yare
minogashi te yare
minogase ma hen
zettai zettai minogase ma hen
akan akan akan akan akan akan
ofukuro ofukuro ofukuro tasuke te
maō bīruzubabu yo akuma o ucchatte kure yo
ore no tame ni ore no tame ni
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2) [ jitensha kyōsō ]
(Bicycle race)
jitensha jitensha jitensha
boku nori tai na boku no
jitensha jitensha jitensha
boku nori tai na boku no jitensha ni
boku nori tai na boku noni
boku nori tai na boku no jitensha ni
doko demo suki na tokoro de
kuro? iya, shiro
hoero? iya, kame
same? choi to ossan
yamero yo ore wa jōzu mo
sutā wōzu mo kirai da yo
rōrusu? iya, ro isu
kami? erabasero
shu yo? iya, kirisuto
pītā pan mo
furankenshutain mo sūpāman mo
boku wa shinji nai
jitensha jitensha jitensha
boku nori tai na boku no
jitensha jitensha jitensha
jitensha jitensha jitensha kyōsō
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3) [ goroshi ya joō ]
( Killer Queen )
jōtō na happō shu o oshare na tansu ni ire toi tari
'kēki de mo kuwashitoke ba' nante marude marī antowane
kenedi no shōtai mo furushichofu no sore mo 'itsu ki te mo yokutte yo' sonae bantan
chōzame no tamago to tabako o jōhin na shigusa mō honto suge ?
kanojo wa koroshi ya joō
kayaku kanten bakudan
jōzu na kōsen jū de
otoko o ichi koro itsu demo
u ? osusume suru ze
nekashi te mo kure nai kamo yo
sono ki ni natta kai?
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4) [ hirameki ]
( Flash )
hirameki ā
uchū no kyūseishu
hirameki ā
kare wa kiseki sonomono
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5) [ itsuka omae o yusaburu ]
( We will rock you )
urusee gaki domo sawai de iyagaru itsuka ōmono ni nan no kane
doro o kao ni tsuke mittomo nē
kan keri shi nagara utatteru
hora!
itsuka omae o yusaburu
bibirase te yaru ze kanarazu
bibirase te yaru ze kanarazu
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6) [ mō ichi nin shinu ]
( Another one bites the dust )
sutību wa yōjinbuka ge ni tōri o aruku
kutsuoto ga hibiku sono toki kikan jū ga neratteru
ii suka? nē, junbi ii suka? inochi girigiri desho
soto ni derya dan ga ton de kuru bishibishi ba shibashi u wāi
mō hitori shinu buttaore te shinu
mata occhin da mata kutabatta jimen ni taore ta sore
nē nē kimi mo yacchau yo dakara mō hitori shinu
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7) [ ai to yobareru iwayuru hitotsu no chinchikurin na koto ]
( Crazy little thing called love )
kore wa ai boku ni wa atsukai nikui
kore wa ai chanto torikuma nakuccha
junbi dekite nai chinchikurin na aitte yatsu ni
soko iku boku no kawai ko chan nekkara yurayura guruguru
boku o muchakucha unten suru kinchō kan to kōfun
demo ase mo hika nu ma ni abayō
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8) [ warera yokozuna ]
( We are the champions )
nariyama nai hakushu no naka ojigishita
tomi to meisei sore nimatsuwaru iroiro na ii koto
okage sama
demo sore wa raku de wa nai chōshi no ii funatabi de mo nai
yuunareba chōsen da!
misumisu haji o sarasu wake nya ika nē ? ssu
kachisusumu no sa zūtto zūtto zūtto zu ?
warera yokozuna ssu tomodachi yo
senshūraku made tatakao u
warera yokozuna ssu warera yokozuna ssu
makekoshi yarō ni yō wa nai
datte warera yokozuna ssu sekai no
Original from this website :
1)
[さまよえる魂のための狂詩曲]
これが現実か
それとも夢か
頭ん中土砂崩れ
現実なら逃げられねぇ
母さん 俺、殺っちゃった
あいつの頭に銃を向け
引き金を引いて撃ったんだ
母さんもうだめだよね
人生始まったばっかりなのに
母さん ルルルル
泣かないで欲しい
明日もし俺が帰らなくても
どうか どうか 生きていって欲しい
一人の男の影法師
スカラムーシュ 道化師 踊れよ スペイン舞踊
一天にわかにかき曇りゃ 雷ゴロゴロ 稲妻ぴっかぴか 恐い
キリスト教徒 キリスト教徒 キリスト教徒 キリスト教徒
キリスト教徒の理容師さん あんた最高だ！
でも俺は貧乏 もてない男
「誰かに彼は貧乏 可哀想
殺すな 彼を ひどすぎる」
そーだ そーだ 見逃してくれ
なんまんだぶ
あかん 見逃せまへん
見逃してやれ
見逃せまへん
見逃してやれ
見逃してやれ
見逃せまへん
絶対絶対見逃せまへん
あかんあかんあかんあかんあかんあかん
お袋お袋お袋助けて
魔王ビールズバブよ 悪魔をうっちゃってくれよ
俺のために 俺のために
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2)
自転車競争]
自転車 自転車 自転車
ボク乗りたいなボクの
自転車 自転車 自転車
ボク乗りたいなボクの自転車に
ボク乗りたいなボクのに
ボク乗りたいなボクの自転車に
何処でも好きなところで
黒？ いや、白
吠えろ？ いや、噛め
鮫？ちょいとおっさん
やめろよ俺は ジョーズも
スター・ウォーズも嫌いだよ
ロールス？ いや、ロイス
神？ 選ばせろ
主よ？いや、キリスト
ピーターパンも
フランケンシュタインも スーパーマンも
ボクは信じない
自転車 自転車 自転車
ボク乗りたいなボクの
自転車 自転車 自転車
自転車 自転車 自転車競争
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3)
[殺し屋女王]
上等な発泡酒を おしゃれなタンスに入れといたり
「ケーキでも食わしとけば」なんて まるでマリー・アントワネット
ケネディの招待も フルシチョフのそれも 「いつ来てもよくってよ」 備え万端
蝶鮫の卵と煙草 お上品なしぐさ もうホントすげー
彼女は 殺し屋 女王
火薬 寒天爆弾
上手な光線銃で
男をいちころ いつでも
うー お薦めするぜ
寝かしてもくれないかもよ
その気になったかい？
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4)
[ひらめき]
ひらめき ああ
宇宙の救世主
ひらめき ああ
彼は奇跡そのもの
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5)
[いつかおまえを揺さぶる]
うるせえ ガキ共騒いでいやがる いつか大物になんのかね
泥を頬に付けみっともねえ
缶蹴りしながら歌ってる
ほら！
いつかおまえを揺さぶる
ビビらせてやるぜ必ず
ビビらせてやるぜ必ず
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6)
[もう一人死ぬ]
スティーブは用心深げに 通りを歩く
靴音が響くそのとき 機関銃が狙ってる
いいすか？ ねえ、準備いいすか？ 命ぎりぎりでしょ
外に出りゃ弾が飛んでくる びしびしばしばし うわーい
もう一人死ぬ ぶっ倒れて死ぬ
またおっちんだ またくたばった 地面に倒れた それ
ねえねえ 君も殺っちゃうよ だからもう一人死ぬ
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7)
[愛と呼ばれるいわゆる一つのちんちくりんな事]
これは愛 ボクには扱いにくい
これは愛 ちゃんと取り組まなくっちゃ
準備できてない ちんちくりんな愛ってやつに
そこいくボクのかわいこちゃん 根っからゆらゆら ぐるぐる
ボクをむちゃくちゃ運転する 緊張感と興奮
でも汗も引かぬ間に アバヨー
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8)
[我ら横綱]
鳴りやまない拍手の中 おじぎした
富と名声 それにまつわる色々ないいこと
おかげさま
でもそれは楽ではない 調子のいい船旅でもない
いうなれば 挑戦だ！
みすみす恥を晒すわけにゃいかねぇーっす
勝ち進むのさ ずーっとずーっとずーっとずー
我ら横綱っす 友達よ
千秋楽まで闘おう
我ら横綱っす 我ら横綱っす
負け越し野郎に用はない
だって我ら横綱っす 世界の
Problem: you want to download a large file from an application.
For WikipOff, I want to let users download large (a few Gbs) files from the application. Thoses files are going to be hosted on any kind of website, mostly on my own server, through https:// links.
I’m a lazy developer, which means I want to write as less code as possible. So I ask Google how to download large files the Android-way.
Turns out I have a few options, from tons of code to write, to almost none :
ServiceAsyncTaskDownloadManager serviceCool, Android comes with a download manager, let’s try to use that.
I want my app to support 2.3.x platforms and up. Unfortunately the DownloadManager class won’t let you download https:// links.
### Fail number two
I have no interest in paying for certificates that are trusted by Google, my certificates are self-signed. The problem is DownloadManager will only check against the device’s global certificate store.
A bug calling against this has been open since 2009, and Google’s only answer is to add your own certs in the system store.
Unfortunately adding your own certificates in Android is a pain in the ass.
To add a certificate in your device’s store, you must either push the certificate in DER format through USB, or use an app and enter manually the URL to an SSL service that presents the cert.
Once that’s done, Android KitKat will keep threatening you with crazy messages saying that all your communications may be monitored.
### Okay, let’s code instead
FUCK IT I’ll do my own download manager
AsyncTask is a weird kind of class you can implement to have work done in the background of your app, and get updates while it’s being done.
Why it’s weird:
AsyncTask<T, TT, TTT>. That’s three different generic types where you can put any kind of stupid shit you want. protected Long doInBackground(T... stuff) {
T myArg = stuff[0];
doStuff(myArf);
}
protected void onProgressUpdate(TT... progress) {
setProgressPercent(progress[0]);
}setProgressPercent method, which may update a ProgressBar, has to be around.That’s ugly shit, let’s see about Services
This class, and its simple implentation IntentService looks very Android-y. You implement a Service, register it, and communicate with it with Intents. It handles queing new tasks and the code is clean.
Unfortunately, the service will stop when your app gets paused and you have no way to cleanly stop a task once it’s started. It will also get killed if your app gets Paused, for example when the screen locks…
A way to prevent this is to code a whole new Service from scratch, and make it run in the foreground, using notifications…. Does that looks familiar? Yes ! that’s exactly what DownloadManager is. Do I want to recode all that from scratch ?
OKAY GOOGLE
THANK YOU FOR MAKING SIMPLE STUFF TOO SIMPLE TO BE USEFUL
This is my third branch, I’ve refactored all the download managing code three times. I’m tired of trying to circumvent Android deficiencies. I’m defeated (again), I’ll play with your stupid rules.